My Lover Boy, Stink

I confess……….

I know it’s kind of sick and all.

It’s probably some sort of demented consequence of having nursed him for 2-1/2 years.

But I. LOVE. MY. SON’S. BREATH. And this is something you should know about me.

So his new name is Stink. His idea. For real. (On this blog only.)

And this has been added to our list of games.

“Because you know, I’ll be moving into your mouth tomorrow.”

Twisted?

You don’t even want to KNOW what I’m scared to publish.

Let your imagination run with that one, because really? It’s an ANONYMOUS blog.

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April 30, 2008 | Filed Under Stink, confessions 

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4 Responses to “My Lover Boy, Stink”

  1. that girl on April 30th, 2008 12:26 pm

    hm. internal dialogue is leaking again. must see mouth plumber.

    that girls last blog post..New Links

  2. Jenni on April 30th, 2008 12:37 pm

    Um…okay? I have to say that I WISH I had such a fetish. I’m usually barking at my children to GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH RIGHT NOW LEST I PASS OUT.

    I’m sure it’s going to be a warm memory for them someday.

    I love the fact that you have your very ownty-own url now. Awesome.

    Jennis last blog post..The Pun and Winners Revealed, or Jenni is Brilliant (not to mention Generous)

  3. Headless Mom on April 30th, 2008 9:00 pm

    I’m scared to publish some things, too. Anonymous, shinonomyous. There are just some things that you can’t say. I guess my mom trained me too good, you know, ‘remember who you are and what you represent’ and all that cr*p. I had to listen.

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  4. Heather @ Desperately Seeking Sanity on May 1st, 2008 7:50 am

    You know something? In the past, I’ve never been bothered by the fact that people read my blog… (read my mother)

    but now? i so want to go off… but I can’t… so I envy your anonymity… for today at least… :D

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