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Dear Reader, I Need You
I haven’t mentioned that Vanity is coming again tomorrow. She and Fly Boy are coming for the long, holiday weekend. On Tuesday morning, she and I are driving to Florida to take my kids to visit our grandparents for five days. (Enough prepositional phrases for you? Tomorrow is the last day of school. Get over it.)
All that really means to you, dear reader, is that I won’t be able to BLOG. For nine days.
Did you hear me?? Nine. Days.
Because the only other alternative is to tell Vanity about this little blog-o’-mine – and that certainly won’t be happening.
(But wouldn’t it be great if she started her own blog and called it Vanity’s Fair?! I’m so full of great ideas…… except that I’m really not.)
So, I need some material. And quick.
I’ve never done this before…. and I must confess, I’m a little scared to admit my need ask for some help. But because God loves a contrite spirit, I am willing to lay aside my pride and beseech your kindness.
Can you help a sister out?
The easiest way out of this only think I can think of is to open myself up to questions. But, I’m so afraid no one will ask anything and I’ll be humiliated devastated.
So, I’m putting this right back on you, dear reader. Ask me a question – and be quick about it – or resign yourself to nine days of my absence.
(Did I really just say that?! I’m a freak. No wait, make that a desperate freak.)
It’s up to you, dear reader……… is it silence you want??
Don’t answer that.
Maybe I’ll have someone anyone guest blog instead.
Got something to Say?
17 Responses to “Dear Reader, I Need You”
Now its Your Turn
Is Vanity’s name significant? And if so, how did she come by this moniker? If you’ve already explained, please forgive me as I’m new to your blog. Also, do you have a favorite Anne Taintor? Mine is, “She had yet to decide whether to use her powers for good or evil.” I first discovered her in a quirky little shop in Denver while I was on vacation. Laughed until I cried!
Suzys last blog post..Awesome News!!!!
More info about the sisters. Definitely.
Queen Bs last blog post..The Aftermath
Wow 9 days? I would love to know who this Vanity person is, that you have to hide this blog from her….okay questions……oh my…I am fresh out!!! I am not kidding. How about a confessional? Tell us something you have always thought you would NEVER tell us……Or how about a little story about who you thought you would be….and who you turned out to be…..because it is never to late to be what you thought you would become!……….
We will miss you….but enjoy your bloggy break…..just think of ALL the posts you will have pre-written in your head by the time you get back!
Marcy Massura-The Glamorous Lifes last blog post..How NOT to get the principal to like you…
I hope your vacation is fun!
Hmmm….a question–tell me about your adoption journey…what led you to it, how’s it going, etc. My twin is adopting and I’ve learned so much, I think it’s very interesting!
Be safe.
We are THAT familys last blog post..Sincerely ‘Fro Me to You- Miniature Brides
I already asked you why you hated being a flight attendant, but what I really want to know is how did you gain your testimony?
franticallysimples last blog post..Put down the fried food before someone gets hurt
I want to know how much the BREAST augmentation is going to cost….seriously!
Aimees last blog post..Table Rock Lake…heaven on earth
Queen B did a post once when she admitted to looking like Liza Minelli. So I want to know, Ms. Anonymity, which celebrity would play you in a movie?
Darcies last blog post..Oh How I’ve Missed You Sweet Summertime
I want to know how you and the Spin Doctor met… i was going to offer to guest blog for you, but it looks like you have tons of material….
Heather @ Desperately Seeking Sanitys last blog post..Hope has been restored
Ok….how about….
How long have you been homeschooling? What do you like or dislike about it? Do you think you will continue in it as your kids get older? And what made you decide to do it in the first place?
School for my little one is still a few years away, but we’re trying to consider our options now. Not sure if I have enough patience for homeschooling, but I don’t want to rule it out.
Have a fabulous trip!
Jackies last blog post..I don’t want to miss even one song
How did you turn out to be a confident, self-assured woman after growing up with the family you did?
What do you think is your best trait or quality?
What do you dream about?
HOW did you lose 15 lbs.?!!!
I am a fairly new reader so I don’t have a particular question as of yet. I am however always game for some venting/purging/confessing of pretty much any subject so if you have any beans to spill in a semi kinda safe way….please spill away. We’re all ears.
Straight Shooters last blog post..Plum Tuckers Him Out!
Beach or mountains? Coke or Pepsi? City or country?
I’m so original LOL!
Here’s a list of bloggy memes if you want to get some ideas from there:
http://thedailymeme.com/
Good luck and have a great time on your vacation!!!
Lisa B @ simply Hiss last blog post..Pray for the Chapman Family
Maybe you’ve said this before and I missed it, but you keep talking about selling your house, so where are you going and why, if you can say?
And I have serious time management problems too, so I totally relate, but what is a typical day like for you?
Lisa@Take90Wests last blog post..Ye olde list.
Hmmm. How about a list of your favorite things? Maybe some random things that you normally wouldn’t think of. Take a notebook with you so you can jot things down as you think of them. Have a great trip.
You are a fellow MAC user, so which shadow colors are your favorites?
Melanies last blog post..Name Change?
I want to know what changes you are contemplating regarding your time management and the blog- only because I need some tips myself.
Also, do you think you can hook me up with Anne cuz I love her, too!
Lisa- Domestic Accidents last blog post..Housekeeping Tip
Is it too late for questions?
1. What does the Spin Doctor think of you–ahem–”enhancing” your “chest?’
2. What childhood trauma led to your deathly fear of the dreaded DENTIST?
3. Will you please coordinate a trip to the Holy Land?
4. Why soap operas? WHY???
5. What would be your favorite dinner?
6. Would you please share your favorite cookie recipe?
7. #85 on your “100 Things” list: please digress, dear Soliloquy.